Cringe “Apartment Tour”
Could only bring myself to suffer through about 15 minutes of this poor man’s Architectural Digest Home Tour or whatever this “Amazon Live” thing is trying to be but here’s a few takeaways: • Her cousin is moving in with her (we’ll see if that actually happens). Chickenfry, of course, phrased it as “I ~ gave ~ her the extra room!” I’m sure she’ll use it again her cousin in a few years when they have a falling out like she used her “generosity” against Grace. • Would it kill her to shower or style her hair for formal things like this?? I can’t imagine looking this disheveled all the time or even on TikTok, let alone for a 40-minute ad • All of her animals are apparently coming back soon and “it’s going to be like a little farm” (will be disgusting and sad for the animals…NYC apartments are not supposed to be little farms) • She has absolutely zero taste or creativity—it breaks my heart to see cool spaces wasted on people with trash taste, sigh. She’s going to get a giant standing knit cactus and a portrait made out of dice… Just random trashy chaos that she thinks will be “eclectic”
Could only bring myself to suffer through about 15 minutes of this poor man’s Architectural Digest Home Tour or whatever this “Amazon Live” thing is trying to be but here’s a few takeaways: • Her cousin is moving in with her (we’ll see if that actually happens). Chickenfry, of course, phrased it as “I ~ gave ~ her the extra room!” I’m sure she’ll use it again her cousin in a few years when they have a falling out like she used her “generosity” against Grace. • Would it kill her to shower or style her hair for formal things like this?? I can’t imagine looking this disheveled all the time or even on TikTok, let alone for a 40-minute ad • All of her animals are apparently coming back soon and “it’s going to be like a little farm” (will be disgusting and sad for the animals…NYC apartments are not supposed to be little farms) • She has absolutely zero taste or creativity—it breaks my heart to see cool spaces wasted on people with trash taste, sigh. She’s going to get a giant standing knit cactus and a portrait made out of dice… Just random trashy chaos that she thinks will be “eclectic”